You're most likely to be found.... Down the pub fighting. Local newsagents having a gossip. At the shops In the Cafe having a bacon butty. At the local night club.
Your average relationship usually lasts... 9 months A year and a half 2 months Till death do you part! One week. maximum!
And the reason you break up is most likely to be.... You find out s/he is already married with kids. You find out s/he has been trying to poison you to cash in on your life insurence! You just lost interest *shrug* You fall in love with his/her best mate. The sex sucked...NEXT!
The coolest name for a pub is... The Queen Victoria The Woolpack Bar Brookie The Rovers Return The Dog in the Pond