Which British soap are you?

Another woman is eyeing up your man, what do you do?

Say "you slaaaaaaag" then throw your pint over her.
Say "Eeeeey up chuck, what do yew fink your playing at like?"
Say "Oi you fucking bitch, I'll fucking stab you fucking fucker!!"
Charge round there and bang on her door till she lets you in!
Ignore her, and him, and everybody else who has ever spoken to either of the bastards *throws tantrum*

You're most likely to be found....

Down the pub fighting.
Local newsagents having a gossip.
At the shops
In the Cafe having a bacon butty.
At the local night club.

Your average relationship usually lasts...

9 months
A year and a half
2 months
Till death do you part!
One week. maximum!

And the reason you break up is most likely to be....

You find out s/he is already married with kids.
You find out s/he has been trying to poison you to cash in on your life insurence!
You just lost interest *shrug*
You fall in love with his/her best mate.
The sex sucked...NEXT!

The coolest name for a pub is...

The Queen Victoria
The Woolpack
Bar Brookie
The Rovers Return
The Dog in the Pond


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