Most of your visitors come from...

Internetgossip.net and camportals
My friends sites and people who have me linked
Topsites lists and people who linked me
Forums
Other peoples guestbooks/tagboards that I've signed

Most of the emails you get about your site are/say

Asking to see you naked in return for wishlist items, or just telling you that you're hot
Asking for html help or just to tell you they love your site
To let you know you won site of the month or another award from their site
You usually dont get any, but occasionally you get someone reply to an email/form you filled in at their site
Sometimes people fill out a form on your site by accident

Wishlists....

OWN! I get loads of stuff from mine and all I have to do is netmeet with old blokes haha, suckers
I have one on my site and a few fans have bought things for me :)
I don't really like wishlists so I dont have one, I think if I did I may get a few things from it though.
I would get one but no one would buy me anything anyway!
A whatlist?

When people talk to you on AIM what do they say?

"Show me your tits gorgeous" is usually what I get!
Mostly they just want to talk to me because of who I am, I often think they're just sucking up for links/plugs though!
They want to say hello, ask for HTML help, tell me I'm cool etc...its nice
Weee that's happened to me twice now, I love it when people IM me :)
No one ever has IM'd me from my site :(

How many hits have you had in total?

1000000+
500000 - 1000000
10000 - 50000
1000 - 10000
0 - 1000

How many comment do you get on a regular blog entry?

Quite a few, but its usually just people telling me they want to *hump* me or that they *<3* me.
70+
30 - 50
10 - 30
0 - 10