What is your ideal job?

Doctor or nurse
Flight attendant
Gardener
Job? pfft, I'm too lazy for that!
Sales
Anything where I dont have to speak to members of the public *shudder*
Motivational Speaker.

Who let the dogs out?

Woof woof woof woof!
Um...say what?
Dogs? Oh no....where are they, I'm allergic *runs away*
Dunno, I was probably sleeping at the time!
How the hell should I know!! leave me alone already!
Hehehehehehehehehe *hides*
Wow! I dont know but that I s a great question, you are so totally kewlies!! :):)

Snow White is....

Medically speaking? A human.
Oh...erm...I know the answer to this one, errr...hold on...um
She's like a mother to me!
Her Bosom makes for a good pillow :D
Fucking lame
*Giggle* She's lovely!
Awww she's SO nice, I love her :):)

Will you marry me?

If I can get some time off work.
Huh?
'Choooooo
As long as it's quick, dont want to miss out on any sleeping time!
NO!!! you idiot!
You want to marry me? *gasp* OMG is there something wrong with you?
Oh WOW YES! you so totally rule :):)