Two: Are you having fun in the Big Brother house?

Oh totally, best time of my life!
There's been some low points but generally yeah, i'm having a great time!
I HATE being here, Big Brother is such an oppressor
I'm so glad i made it in, but boy am i ready to go home now!
I don't really feel relaxed or like i can be myself in here, but i'm not hating it!

Three: Sex in the Big Brother house, discuss...

I would never lower myself to that level, I have respect for myself!
Hmm...i don't know, i'm not totally opposed to it, but i'm not going out of my way to get some!
No one would have me haha!
Hell yeah, bring it on!!

Four: So...what's your game plan, if you have one?

Fly under the radar, sit on the fence, try to avoid being nominated as long as possible!
Be everyone's friend, be the one people rely on for comfort and stuff!
Don't really have one, not a major one anyway. Just generally going to be myself and hope the public think i'm alright!
I'm gonna scheme and plot 24/7...try work out who the competition is then influence people into nominating them!
I don't even wanna be on this fucking show!
I'm gonna play the romance card, snag me a fella then milk the whole 'will they/won't they' thing!

Five: Big Brother isn't playing fair, those scamps! What are you gonna do about it?

Grumble, shout, ball and swear
Try to come up with something rebellious and get everyone involved!
Pretend to understand why everyone is annoyed and go along with their 'protest'
Follow the rules/instructions Big Brother has given you!
Follow the crowd!

Six: Which statue is better?

Maureen
Diandra

Seven: Would you be a Jungle Cat or Harem member?

Jungle Cat
Harem
Neither!

Eight: It's a dull dull day in the Big Brother house, the weather is lousy and there's no tasks or nominations to do. What you gonna do?

Sleep all day!
Sit around complaining you are bored.
Go talk to Big Brother and ask them to set you a mini task or something.
Come up with a game yourself.
PROTEST...because...erm...because i'm sure it's Big Brothers fault we are bored!

Nine: Randomness - Pick one.

AHH AHH MUHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHH
Kiss Kiss
*pout*
*pump*
Fake tan
F*&k Y** M*%o
Chicken'
Oh Darlin' ARR ARRR ARRRR
Haha Haha Haha Haha
Posh
Cowboy
Ya Ya!
Gangsta

Ten: Which of the following would be your 'Theme song'

Insania
Dizzy
This charming man
Stupid girl
You're so vain
Anarchy in the UK
I feel like chicken tonight
Killer queen
Man, i feel like a woman
Like a virgin
Fit...but you know it
Hippychick
Gangstas paradise

Eleven: Who are you expecting to get as your result?

Ahmed
Becki
Dan
Emma
Jason
Kitten
Michelle
Marco
Nadia
Shell
Stuart
Vanessa
Victor

Twelve: You have been evicted, what now?

I'm going to get my baps out for ££!!
I want to be a singer.
I just want to be famous, don't care how or why :P
I'll milk my 15 minutes, consider any offers but probably just go back to my normal life!
I wanna find love and have a big 'Hello!' wedding.
Back to obscurity hopefully.