Gav and I went to see a film on Tuesday last week, The Cottage, worst.film.ever! I think it was a combination of it not generally being my sort of film (Horror/Comedy) and it actually having a shit plot and being very poorly acted. Jennifer Ellison played the part of the step daughter of a rich criminal who was kidnapped and taken to…a cottage, a word of advice for Jennifer Ellison - don’t give up the day job - *remembers acting is her day job* err well, you get my point.
Her part consisted of her basically letting her lovely ample boobs bounce around while telling every one to ‘Fuck off you fucking c**ts’ - I am a swearer myself, but it was just so constant that even I felt embarrassed by it, there was a little old lady sat in front of us (I wonder if she thought it was going to be a nice little film about a nice little cottage in the country?) and I kept cringing on her behalf. Things then turn gory as they encounter a monstrous and indeed murderous farmer, who proceeds to bludgeon them to death in many different and unpleasant ways.

The only plus side of the film was that it was free, as are all films these days - thanks to me discovering free preview screenings and sites like SeeFilmFirst.com a few months ago. Honestly I can’t imagine actually paying £5 each to go see a film these days, in recent months we have seen: Death at a Funeral, The Bucket List, 27 Dresses, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Bank Job, Juno, Definitely Maybe, Walk Hard and Dan in Real Life. And in the coming weeks we have tickets for Ealing Comedy and Drillbit Taylor.

Long live free preview screenings for cheap nights out

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In other news - Twitter Thursday wasn’t nearly as interesting as I imagined it would be, partly because I didn’t do much of any thing yesterday and partly because actually…it’s a blah idea, so we shall have to wait and see if that returns. I enjoyed Wordless Wednesday though, but I seriously need to discover some new free photo sites, searching google images just doesn’t cut it. I know of Flickr and FreeFoto.com, any others out there?

I nipped to Asda yesterday with a friend and picked up a super cute new handbag - 50p. Yes 50p for a handbag, it’s a wee silver meshy thing, noiiiice.

That is all.

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