Ok the riddle comp is over now, the deadline for guesses was 6pm today. I made my guesses, for reasons I can’t be bothered to explain I guessed at ‘Rip’ – ‘Clue’ – ‘Ness’ and ‘Port’
I don’t really think any of them are correct but I guessed any way, they announce the winner (and I assume answer) on Wednesday so I’ll be sure to post the answer for all those who are as curious as me

In the meantime though, they are having another Competition, this time for a chance to win 1 of 3 iPod minis! I have to work out what 3 mystery objects are, looks tricky (I haven’t even started looking yet)!

Rules: Copy and paste the questions to your site and answer them, then pick five people whom you wish to be Singled Out. Don’t forget to tell them they’ve been Singled Out.

You get one wish of anything, what would you ask for?
To be rich rich rich.

What animal would you be?
Dog, sits on it’s ass all day getting cuddles and stuff…then gets fed, then sleeps, then gets fed some more and plays with a ball a little. :dog:

Something you want to do in your life:
Marry a rich rich rich old man, 2 weeks before he corks it :diamondring:

One time there were these Ninjas (finish the statement)
…and they granted me 1 wish.

One song you could listen to over and over again:
Local boy in the photograph by the Stereophonics.

Coke or Pepsi?
Either or, makes no difference…both are tooth decaying goodness :mf_dribble:

Something you currently desire:
To have my own place to live.

What’s a “mastoid